2. You come home to find your significant other making out with somebody else. Naturally, you -
Fly into a rage and take your mate's cohort by the color alternately shaking and screaming at the offensive homewrecker.
You actually blame yourself a bit - you should have been more in tune to your mate's needs.
You think - Betrayed again! How does this keep happening to you. Can you trust no one?
Wordlessly, you run out of the house with tears and hair flowing dramatically.
Decide that this disloyalty simply won't do. You utter "see you in court" before stalking off to brood.

3. You are going to be honored for a feat of bravery at a banquet. In the hours before the ceremony, you -
Walk around with a big smile on your face. You're so proud of yourself!
Quietly meditate.
Can't get over how relieved you are that people are starting to recognize your honest efforts.
Go shopping - it's so hard to decide what to wear!
Can't help but wish your friends could receive the honors with you - afterall, without such a solid team backing you, you wouldn't be who you are today.

4. As you're getting ready to climb into bed after a long day, you're taken aback to find a large spider has made itself at home on your bed. There's only one way for you to react, which is -
You hate the hairy things so there's only one thing to do - you grab your boot and *splat*
You dig around your closet until you find a suitable recepticle to trap the spider beneath then proceed to let it go outside.
Your first thought is whether or not it's poisonous and if so, who planted it there. Boy are you paranoid!
Shreik and run from the room.
Your friends - always pulling pranks to get a reaction out of you, you think as you sweep the spider aside and settle in bed.

5. A group of three brutes have you backed into a corner and you know a beating is coming. Though the odds are against you, you -
Figure if you're going to go down, go down fighting. Hell yeah!
Do your best to hold your own and hope karma will dish out to them what you can't.
Knew it would come to this someday. Now at least they'll have to believe others are out to get you when you stumble home beaten to a bloody pulp!
Show a valiance and strength few would expect from one as seemingly fragile as you.
Grit your teeth and utter stoic rhetoric as you get your ass kicked.

6. If you only had a day to live, what would you choose as your last meal?
The hugest ice cream sundae the world has ever seen.
Something spicy and ethnic that reminds you of home.
How can you eat when so many are still suffering? You'll go out fasting, thanks.
The richest and most decadent slice of chocolate cake.
Ice cream and vegesauce as it would seem fitting in an ironic way.

7. In stressful situations you're more apt to -
Shoot off your mouth (or guns) first and ask questions later.
Try to calm down the hot heads and impulsive ones around you with logic and hard facts.
Brood and sulk.
Cry.
Consider all options carefully before deciding on a course of action.

8. You're given direct orders to do something you disagree with. As a result you -
Disobey. They'll understand when they see how right you are.
Obey. What else can you do?
Try to reason with your superiors - surely they've got to see the madness they're proposing can only bring on doom and needless distruction!
Wish there was something you could do about it but reluctantly obey.
Plead for reason but when that fails, do what you've got to do to save lives.

9. What do you do to relax?
Hit the beach with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Meditate.
Relax? You have to be kidding - there's no time for that!
Gaze at the stars and ponder the meaning of life.
Too many people depend on you - relaxing is not an option.

10. What type of joke is your favorite?
Anything that starts out with three unlikely people entering a bar.
Anything except ethnic jokes - those are so offensive!
How can you sit there and joke while people are suffering?
Light bulb jokes.
Knock-knock jokes.