2. What kind of person do you usually attract to you?
Raging alcoholics - misery loves company I guess.
Some real witches, let me tall ya.
Bumbling oafs.
Sexy vamps.
Dumb blondes.
Losers and geeks.
Hot heads.
The cute guy - who usually turns out to be gay.
The reclusive type.
The bossy type.
The mousy type.

3. What's your most appealing attribute in your humble opine?
You have an awesome bod thank you very much.
You have a diabolical side [insert evil cackle here].
You're hella lotta fun.
You're not afraid to try a daring dye job on your hair.
You're a nature lover.
You love a good book.
You're pretty scrappy.
You're built like a brick house.
You're honorable to a fault.
You know when to speak and when to just shut up.
You're a neat freak.
You like cheese.

4. What's your ideal first date?
Cut to the chase and let's shag, yeah baby yeah!
Trade cat stories all night with your date.
Laugh and tell stories about how stupid your co-workers are.
Vamp like true creatures of the night.
You'd like to do a lot of things but chaperones put such a damper on things.
Have a build-your-own-computer contest.
Just hang out and do something cool.
Go to an all you can eat buffet.
Play spin the bottle and hope you get to kiss.
Go someplace exotic and romantic.
Trade stories about the best way to get red wine stains out of fine linen.
Discuss the cheeses of the world and agree on which are the best.

5. You're snuggling with your date at home but who should arrive but your crazy ex, demanding to see you. How would your dream date react?
Kill the insulent welp where he stood.
Put a hex on them.
Insult and rip on the offensive ex until he left in shame.
Convince her of the errors of her ways, resulting in the ex never troubling you again.
Huh? Somebody's at the door? You didn't notice, too busy as you were fantasizing about your date.
Quickly whip up a clever boobie trap that puts your ex right where you want them as soon as the door is opened.
Punch them out.
Scare them off with his shear size and show of temper.
Gather you onto his waiting steed and ride away with you.
Curse at them in a foreign tongue.
Scare them off with a good firm lecture about manners and hygeine.
Bite their ankles.

6. What would you stand to gain from marrying your true love?
Becoming royalty.
Not much other than a dark and strange smelling chamber...hmmmm.
A few slaves to push around and mock.
A wife most wouldn't mess with.
A really hot wife.
Brainy people always make good money so I'm sure to live the good life.
There won't be any dull moments - not with his temper.
A big food bill.
Lots of beautiful kids to add to our dynasty of heroes.
A secluded, romantic life far away from everyone else.
Laundry duty.
A treasure trove of stolen, shiny items.

7. What's your lover's darkest secret?
He wants to kill his father.
She was once a real knockout.
He was born in a toad pond.
Her metal bra lifts AND separates.
She has a secret crush on Coran.
He poisoned the school bully for pantsing him in the seventh grade.
He's afraid of spiders.
He dieted. Once.
He was voted "Most Likely to Smarm" by his high school class.
He's crazy.
She uses certain body fluids to add "flavor" to her cooking.
He's not a virgin.

8. Your children from this union would be -
Hellions
Ugly
Mouthy
Devious
Over-protected
Smart
Hyper
Well fed
Perfect
Shy
Rotund
Children? What children?

9. You're pet name for your lover would be -
Bad boy
Hag
Pookie
Doll
Babe
4 eyes
Spanky
Butterball
Stud
Lover boy
Mama
Chiclet

10. You admire a lover that's -
In control yet out of control at the same time.
Wicked on the inside.
Not afraid to mouth off to authority.
Not afraid to wear elements of metal and leather together.
Admit her best friends are rodents.
Not afraid to wear hair accessories in his hair.
Not afraid to express his thoughts in the form of sarcasm.
Not afraid to go back for seconds.
Willing to take one for the team.
Not afraid to leave it all behind.
Willing to cook a huge feast.
Cute and cuddly.