Lion Voltron Mad Libs #1 Results

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The Deadly men - A Lion Voltron Mad Lib
Submitted by Hafedor

One especially grotesque day on Planet Arus, strange, delicate penises floated to the planet's surface from somewhere deep in space. The penises were absorbed into the rich soil of Arus and eventually grew and blossomed into beautiful men, which filled the air with a/an large scent. The people of Arus were thrilled by these gifts from the heavens, and could not know the terrible secret the men held. After several every 3 days the people of Arus began to fall ill. This came to the attention of the Voltron Force, when Coran picked it up on his monitor.
'Every person who has fucked these men has suddenly become ill,' said the bar tender to the Voltron Force.

Coran contacted his friend Dr. Gorma. 'It's reaching red proportions,' said the doctor. And the only antidote for this illness comes from rare men that grow on the planet Lyra.' Then,without warning, Princess Allura became ill too! Lance volunteered to roller skate to Lyra and bring back the precious men needed for a cure.
When Lance arrived on planet Lyra, he was humped by the crappy Prince Lotor, who had taken control of the planet. 'Bring him to me,' shouted the wicked prince. Lance was pucked by the planet's natives. He was taken before Lotor who admitted, 'I sent those deadly men to your planet and caused all the illness!'
Lance grabbed a/an penis from a nearby guard, and the two old enemies squared off for battle. The fight was a/an rancid one, but the powerful Lotor proved too much for Lance, who was fucked over the castle wall. Lance landed slovenly in the diet dr.pepper (no ice) below, and began swimming back to his Lion.
Soon, Lance reached the safety of his Lion where he made a/an hot discovery.

'The men! he shouted happily. 'I've found the precious men here in the diet dr.pepper (no ice) ! Now I've got the cure! I've got to get back to Arus at once!' he said, as he gathered up the men. Suddenly, hookers ripped the diet dr.pepper (no ice)! 'Lotor's cat!' shouted Lance. 'I'd better get into my Lion!' Lance's Lion went at the robot soldiers, and the battle was on!
'It's a/an yellow spaceship!' said one of Lotor's men. ' lose'! Laser beams ripped from their vegitables...only to be easily pucked by the Lion's powerful vajayjay.

Meanwhile, back on Arus, the other members of the Voltron Force had their hands full of pizza. Lotor had arrived with an attack shit and was blowing the Castle of Lions! Hunk, Keith, and Pidge raced to their Lions, but with Lance away and the princess stinky, they had only three Lions to go against Lotor's shit. An instant later, matters got worse. Lotor released his latest dildo to try to put an end to Voltron forever! The individual Lions were no match for Lotor's powerful dildo!
Princess Allura loosely struggled from her enourous bed. 'They need me!' she gasped, as she climbed into her Lion. 'I'm fucking. No matter how ugly I am.' But her Lion, too, was cooed down by the dildo. One by one, the Lions move.
'It's no use,' said Keith. 'We can't wait him separately, and without Lance, we can't form Voltron!
Suddenly a stupid voice rang out. 'Hold on Keith, person is on the way! 'Lance!' said Keith. 'Welcome back, my friend. We sure humped you.'
'It's good to be back, team!' said Lance, as he slammed into the dildo.

Ready to try Voltron!' commanded Keith. 'Activate cows...Dynotherms connected...hogs up...Megathrusters are go,' ordered Keith.
'Let's blows Voltron Force!' all five said together.
'Form feet and brest!' said Keith. 'Form testies and body!' he continued. 'And I'll form the menstal period!' he finished. The Lion Robots had formed the mightiest warrior in history: Voltron - PMS of the Uninverse! 'OK team!' shouted Keith. 'Time to send this dildo to the scrap pile! Ignite Lion fishes! Fire Stingray Missiles! Form Electro Sabre! Now let's finish him off with the Blazing ice cream!' ordered Keith. With a blinding flash of his ice cream, Voltron detroyed the dildo. Seeing this, Lotor threw, choosing to do battle another day.
Later, the team faked before the people of Arus to celebrate. 'Thanks to the men that Lance brought back from Lyra, everyone on Arus is grotesque again,' said Allura. 'And Lance gets a special pig for that,' she said. Everyone looked on and smiled. Lance just pucked!


The Deadly bacterium - A Lion Voltron Mad Lib
Submitted by Purrsia

One especially Hairy day on Planet Arus, strange, delicate Corndogs floated to the planet's surface from somewhere deep in space. The Corndogs were absorbed into the rich soil of Arus and eventually grew and blossomed into beautiful bacterium, which filled the air with a/an long scent. The people of Arus were thrilled by these gifts from the heavens, and could not know the terrible secret the bacterium held. After several eons the people of Arus began to fall ill. This came to the attention of the Voltron Force, when Coran picked it up on his monitor.
'Every person who has laughed these bacterium has suddenly become ill,' said the Quality Control to the Voltron Force.
Coran contacted his friend Dr. Gorma. 'It's reaching messy proportions,' said the doctor. And the only antidote for this illness comes from rare bacterium that grow on the planet Lyra.' Then,without warning, Princess Allura became ill too! Lance volunteered to skip to Lyra and bring back the precious bacterium needed for a cure.

When Lance arrived on planet Lyra, he was tripped by the unsightly Prince Lotor, who had taken control of the planet. 'Bring him to me,' shouted the wicked prince. Lance was poked by the planet's natives. He was taken before Lotor who admitted, 'I sent those deadly bacterium to your planet and caused all the illness!'
Lance grabbed a/an commode from a nearby guard, and the two old enemies squared off for battle. The fight was a/an hard one, but the powerful Lotor proved too much for Lance, who was slapped over the castle wall. Lance landed annoyingly in the beer below, and began swimming back to his Lion.

Soon, Lance reached the safety of his Lion where he made a/an bright discovery.
'The bacterium! he shouted happily. 'I've found the precious bacterium here in the beer ! Now I've got the cure! I've got to get back to Arus at once!' he said, as he gathered up the bacterium. Suddenly, toes ripped the beer! 'Lotor's toothbrush!' shouted Lance. 'I'd better get into my Lion!' Lance's Lion farted at the robot soldiers, and the battle was on!
'It's a/an stink spaceship!' said one of Lotor's men. ' gag'! Laser beams ripped from their socks...only to be easily lumped by the Lion's powerful butt.

Meanwhile, back on Arus, the other members of the Voltron Force had their hands full of frogs. Lotor had arrived with an attack weed and was smoking the Castle of Lions! Hunk, Keith, and Pidge raced to their Lions, but with Lance away and the princess drunken, they had only three Lions to go against Lotor's weed. An instant later, matters got worse. Lotor released his latest banana to try to put an end to Voltron forever! The individual Lions were no match for Lotor's powerful banana!

Princess Allura slowly struggled from her sickly bed. 'They need me!' she gasped, as she climbed into her Lion. 'I'm moping. No matter how grey I am.' But her Lion, too, was limped down by the banana. One by one, the Lions cry.
'It's no use,' said Keith. 'We can't punch him separately, and without Lance, we can't form Voltron!

Suddenly a green voice rang out. 'Hold on Keith, breath is on the way!
'Lance!' said Keith. 'Welcome back, my friend. We sure puked you.'
'It's good to be back, team!' said Lance, as he slammed into the banana.

'Ready to tear Voltron!' commanded Keith. 'Activate skirts...Dynotherms connected...legs up...Megathrusters are go,' ordered Keith.
'Let's sleep Voltron Force!' all five said together.
'Form feet and breast!' said Keith. 'Form elbows and body!' he continued. 'And I'll form the toast!' he finished. The Lion Robots had formed the mightiest warrior in history: Voltron - crust of the Uninverse!
'OK team!' shouted Keith. 'Time to send this banana to the scrap pile! Ignite Lion torches! Fire Stingray Missiles! Form Electro Sabre! Now let's finish him off with the Blazing tree!' ordered Keith. With a blinding flash of his tree, Voltron detroyed the banana. Seeing this, Lotor left, choosing to do battle another day.

Later, the team abandoned before the people of Arus to celebrate. 'Thanks to the bacterium that Lance brought back from Lyra, everyone on Arus is serious again,' said Allura. 'And Lance gets a special trick for that,' she said. Everyone looked on and smiled. Lance just curled!

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