Lion Voltron Drinking Game

Other sites may have been first with the news, but who else would advocate getting you drunk to celebrate the great upcoming DVDs due domestically for Voltron? And give you such a fun way to do it? Yes, kids, it's a Voltron drinking game (and by "kids", I mean us 21+ overgrown types :lol: ).

But before we go on I'd like to thank my helpers...who gave me lotsa swell ideas for this game. Think of them as well when you're praying to the porcelin god!
80's Knight
Aimee30
Cheezey
Jason-Ra


Let's get this party started.

Step 1: Rustle up your favorite alcoholic drink(s) of choice (or if you're more of a sugar high person, your favorite soda). Make sure you have a lot on hand and can afford to have a hangover the next day ;)

Step 2: Pop in Lion Voltron episodes! Start watching.

Step 3: Every time something in the list below happens on the show, do as instructed. Usually you'll just be taking one drink per occurance, but certain things may warrant special instructions so pay attention. A printable copy of the game is available for those who want a portable version.

Take One Drink for Each of the Following:

Every time an episode ends with Keith making a smarmy speech

If Keith is seen scratching his head

Any time a Doomite lets loose with a bout of maniacal laughter

Every time Lotor thinks he's won

Any time Allura or Pidge actually have a conversation with the Space Mice...and understand it

Every time Cossack has a bright idea

Every time Keith gives the typical forming Voltron instructions

Every time the VF says "Let's go Voltron Force!" in unison

Any time Allura gives a member of the VF a kiss

Each time Lotor hits on Allura

Any time Merla makes a vain remark about herself

Every time a Doomite says the word "evil"

Every time the blazing Sword is formed

Each time Lance makes a wisecrack

For each time Zarkon insults Lotor

Any time the Princess is referred to as beautiful

Every time the Princess is lectured by Coran or Nanny

Every time someone on Doom throws a wine goblet

Any time Lotor dreams about being King

Whenever Haggar fools someone by being in disguise

Every time it's emphasized that "robots" were the only casualties of a fight, or that any fleshies somehow miraculously escaped/made it to safety

Each time Lotor dreams about victory over Arus/the Voltron Force

Each time somebody mocks Haggar's appearance

Each time Allura cries

Every time somebody refers to Haggar as "old witch"

For each time Cossack is called stupid

Every time Sven feels sorry for himself

Every time Hunk mentions food or being hungry

Every time Lotor grovels at Zarkon's feet

Every time a Doomite declares that THIS is the ultimate robeast that will defeat Voltron

Any time Nanny gasps

Every time Lotor fantasizes about Allura

Each time a threat is made to send someone to the Pit of Skulls

Drink whenever Coba (aka Blue Cat) appears

Every time Bandor has a tantrum

For every time Allura faints or blushes

Any time Mogor actually talks

Every time Pidge does a back flip

Each time the mice are offered cheese

Every time King Alfor's ghost appears

Take Two Drinks (or one shot) for Each of the Following:

Any time an episode ends with a smarmy speech given by anyone BUT Keith

Every time Keith gets wounded in a duel with Lotor

Any time Mogor is referred to as Morgill

Every time someone on the Voltron Force gets knocked out in battle

If Voltron is formed more than once in an episode

If a space mouse is referred to by a name that is not a type of cheese

If Alfor's ghost supplies the information (or otherwise intervenes) that saves the day

If Allura lets the Space mice do her kissing for her

Any time Allura or Romelle are shown as children in a flashback

If a space mouse saves the day

If the blazing sword is used to destroy something other than a Robeast

Every time someone makes a broom joke at Haggar's expense

If Coba (aka Blue Cat) is used directly to carry out a Doom plot

Any time someone on Doom's payroll tricks the Voltron Force into trusting them

If Voltron or a Lion actually takes on decent damage

Any time a very minor character appears in more than one episode

If the person Allura kisses is NOT Lance

Every time Allura or Romelle smack Lotor across the face

Anytime someone on the VF other than Allura cries

If anyone else besides Allura or Pidge talks to the Space Mice

For every time Coran or Nanny forcibly restrain Allura

Any time a member of the Voltron Force is held captive

Every time Sven pilots blue Lion

Any time a member of the Voltron Force is piloting a Lion other than their assigned Lion

Any time the VF appear in clothes that aren't their uniforms or usual civilian outfits

Any time a male character appears topless

Each time a character blushes who isn't Allura

Take a Guzzle (or double shot) for Each of the Following:

Any time Voltron fights more than one robeast in an episode

Any time Voltron gets down to business and forms the blazing sword first thing

If Voltron breaks apart or loses a part

Any time Sven and Romelle discuss their feelings for each other

Every time Allura is topless

If victory is achieved without Voltron

Every time the Lions try to handle a Robeast on their own instead of forming Voltron straight away

Any time Zarkon actually compliments Lotor

Any time Lotor DOESN'T let his hang-up with Allura interfere with his plans

Any time Allura gets a spanking

Any time Sven pilots Blue Lion in Season Two

Any time something from the Vehicle Voltron series is mentioned or shown (NOT counting GG brass unless they make specific mention of the VV Force)

If the blazing sword doesn't appear and/or ISN'T what dispatches a Robeast

If Voltron does not make an appearance

Anytime the harem girls appear

Each time Keith says "Form arms and torso" instead of "Form arms and body"

Any time there's something different from the norm about the formation sequence of Voltron visually (different camera angles, pans, or sequences)

Any time someone else besides Keith gives the order to form Voltron or the blazing sword

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